Come and get ’em! The new bands have arrived. Get into the office and pick yours up. Fashionable and custom-designed. OK, maybe not so much, but they will need to be worn when in the pool areas after April 1. And that’s no April Fool.

Speaking of which, April Fools Day this year falls on Easter.  That last happened in the 50’s. When this rare match occurs you’re supposed to tell your kids to search for the eggs you didn’t hide. Right?